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British people on home soil can be known for their love for queue and apologize if there is nothing that apologizes for, but the British abroad are another animal.
Rowdy, PUCE and in general we lack local sensitivity, we have worked hard to earn our bad reputation on the continent. And the locals have enough.
Anti-tourism protests have been in Spain this summer. Stickers “Tourists go home” are plastered on walls, from Malaga to Mallorca. In Barcelona, the local tourists sprayed water weapons while seeing their sangria wrong.
If we don’t pull our socks up, our days can be counted on the medication. Follow this guideline for the euro summer label and you could save yourself the anger of a water gun.
Wear a shirt if you are not on the beach
Non Merci! Several resort cities in France have banned shirtlessness outside the beach
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The French may be on the beach for the Breast baring, but they are not so enthusiastic about Torsos in the city center. Several coastal cities in France, including Cassis near Marseille, have banned men to walk around in the city without a shirt.
Anyone who has the rules could be exposed to a fine of € 150. So the next time you go from the beach to the boulangerie, cover these breast pictures. Ladies, you too.
Learn the basic restaurant Vocab
Even if you screw it up, you will be more popular for waiter when you try to order in the mother tongue. You just have to learn the words “I can have” and “Thank you” – the rest should be created for you on the menu.
This will be difficult if you give you a separate English menu that has bizarre translations anyway, so that you can sound even more like a groccy when you order “cold tomato soup” instead of gazpacho. In this case you request un menú español por favor.
Respect local coffee -inch
A cup of lavazza -espresso coffee. (Alamy/Pa)
I was recently in awe in a café in Mallorca and watched with “White Chocolate Latte” in view of a Bamboozled Barista with “White Chocolate Latte”. When she collected her colleagues to try to decipher this strange request, he simply repeated her. “White chocolate slat! White chocolate slat!”
We do all kinds of criminal things with our coffee, but they take this stuff seriously in Europe.
In Italy you should only drink milky coffee at breakfast, if at all. After lunch and dinner, it is either an espresso or a macchiato if you absolutely have to. Otherwise, the waiter falls in horror and probably spits in her cappuccino. When you are in Spain, ask for a cortado about meals (same parts espresso and foamy milk).
Italians don’t understand Iced Lattes either. Don’t provoke them. If you are lucky, you will receive a boiling hot espresso, a separate jug milk and two ice cubes that melt immediately. However, the Greeks love an ice coffee with foamy milk. Just make sure you call it “Freddo”.
Stay in a place intended for tourists
One of the largest handles of anti-tourism demonstrators is that holiday renting platforms such as Airbnb sent real estate prices up and have created a lack of housing. Buildings that used to accommodate families are replaced by short -term rentals, the life in the community resolved and the surrounding hell of the people who carry their suitcases up the stairs. If possible, try to spend the night in a local hotel or hostel.
Slather on a factor of 50 for every will
The Inbetweeners
Being sunburn is bad for you and visually troubling for others. Just accept that you were not made for this climate and switch to the factor of 50.
Resist
It only takes a viral video of an untouched beach or a pretty point of view for the masses. Previous calm bays in Italy are now with people who copy there for the image of an influencer.
There are real queues that walk along the street in Santorini, the island in Greece, whose blue buildings you saw throughout your food. If you move against the current, do not fall on the hype and definitely do not publish your own video.
Do not wear a inflatable penis costume on your deer
… especially when you go to the Hirsch and Hen Nirvana of the Costa Brava. Last year, the resort of Platja d’Aroo Penis suits and other “accessories that represent human genitals” banned, and quoted its effects on the “coexistence of the community”.
Cocksure control breakers are exposed to fines of up to € 1500. Hey, some may call it a buzzkill, but how do you want it to get out of your door every evening to find a parade of inflatable penises?
